I can do that — may I fetch the latest headlines now from major tech outlets (The Verge, Reuters, TechCrunch, Bloomberg, Wired, etc.) and then produce the three-paragraph news-anchor summary?
Wall Street record
According to AP, “Wall Street hits a record as S&P 500 continues its 2-week rally on hopes for an end to the Iran war” — stocks rallied to fresh highs as the S&P 500 eclipsed its January peak amid easing geopolitical fears. [AP News](https://apnews.com/article/7659569791b1f5e108489360d18e50f1)
March inflation surge
According to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, “Consumer prices up 3.3 percent over the year, 0.9 percent over the month, in March 2026” — inflation jumped in March with energy and gasoline driving a sharp monthly gain. [BLS](https://www.bls.gov/opub/ted/2026/consumer-prices-up-3-3-percent-over-the-year-0-9-percent-over-the-month-in-march-2026.htm)
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